Whinemail

When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.

Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.

by twisto September 10, 2010

winge drinking

drinking too much and complaining about the aftereffects the next day (closely associated with binge drinking)

'Aaaarch, me head's killing me today. Me bowels are shot and got a tongue like a gravedigger's flip flop bruv'.

'Sick man. You's been winge drinking again innit'

by Yopinski July 1, 2012

Winge Drinking

When a lot of women get together with several bottles of wine to bitch about their blokes

Where's your missus tonight?

She's gone round her sisters for another Winge Drinking session!

by LPA July 1, 2012

whine expert

One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.

Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.

by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014

wingeing

To bitch through small talk or other forms of communications.

Berric: Are you cold?
Gendry: Yes, quite cold.
Berric: Stop your wingeing.

by Handsack135 August 20, 2017

wingette

A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.

"You hittin' the club tonight?"
"Yeah and my wingette is gonna help me reel one in."

by Wookienugget May 27, 2018

winged cunt

see hornet.

that hornet (winged cunt) almost stung me.

by suaveirish August 3, 2018