Skip to main content

speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.
girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh
by onasicone March 14, 2011
mugGet the speed weeniemug.

scenie weenie

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude
Me: look at that girl I have seen her at everyone of their shows...

Sami: yeah shes a scenie weenie
by hillwil July 28, 2012
mugGet the scenie weeniemug.

5 Weenies

5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.
The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:

My โœ‹name ๐Ÿ‘„ is ๐Ÿ‘€ not โŒ five ๐Ÿ‘ weenies ๐ŸŒญ I ๐Ÿ”ฅ am ๐Ÿ˜Ž Shotoโœ… from ๐Ÿ˜ณU.A. ๐Ÿซ and ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I ๐Ÿ‘ wanna โœจ be ๐Ÿ’ซ a ๐Ÿ˜ hero๐Ÿ’‚ โ™‚๏ธ My ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฆfather ๐Ÿง” Endeavor ๐Ÿ”ฅ is currently โณ the number one ๐Ÿ’ฏ hero โœŠ but โž• to be ๐Ÿ˜… quite ๐Ÿ‘‰ frank ๐Ÿ‘ˆ i've ๐Ÿ˜“ always ๐Ÿ˜ก hated ๐Ÿ’ข him ๐Ÿ˜– and โ˜น want ๐Ÿ˜ค to ๐Ÿ˜Œ forge ๐Ÿ™ƒ my ๐Ÿ”„ own path ๐Ÿ—บ in ใ€ฐ๏ธ the ใ€ฝ๏ธ world ๐ŸŒ of ๐Ÿ‘‘ pros ๐Ÿ˜‡ My ๐Ÿง’ childhood ๐Ÿ‘ฆ was ๐Ÿ‘ง less ๐Ÿ‘ฆ than ๐Ÿ nothing ๐Ÿ’” you ๐Ÿ‘† see ๐Ÿ‘€ so ๐Ÿคง I ๐Ÿ‘Šfelt ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ like-
by anonymous December 8, 2021
mugGet the 5 Weeniesmug.

weenie head

Another way of calling someone a little bitch.
"Why you actin like a weenie head?"
by ASAP SawyerSauce May 2, 2018
mugGet the weenie headmug.

weenie bumpers

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance
Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!
by JackHammer91 January 9, 2015
mugGet the weenie bumpersmug.

weenie hours

The hours 12am-2am.
I was tired at 12:20am and my friend Mikey told me not to fall asleep during weenie hours. When I asked when they end, he said โ€œ2amโ€
by Gaylen gay January 3, 2019
mugGet the weenie hoursmug.

weenie warriors

When men gather around holding out their dick and fight to the DEATH
by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016
mugGet the weenie warriorsmug.

Share this definition