dolphin wearing a tuxedo

Search it on google. No pictures of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo will come up. ;w;

Person 1: Hey have you ever seen a picture of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo?
Person 2: Nope. Have you?
Person 1: Nah... maybe one day though...

by Mc. Mr. Mountain December 31, 2019

Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

by Lokutani December 9, 2007

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

by Sean92 April 30, 2009

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Who wearing?

When one is at a red carpet event and a person wants to know who designed the clothing dressed upon a celebrity.

"Hi, Johnny Depp, who wearing?"

by January Biggins May 6, 2009