wannabag

A knock-off of a brand name purse or handbag, a brand name wannabe.

Geez, Angie was stoked about purchasing a Juicy bag for $15! Little did she know it was a wannabag...

by lucyvphd October 8, 2011

wannabe guido

That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.

ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?

MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.

by maxuel January 2, 2012

Wanna die a lil' bit

1) A question proposed to a person who's goals are unclear with the purpose of finding out to what degree they would like to die.

2) A phrase used threateningly to discourage the intended person(s) from acting out any ideas they might have that you find disruptive or in anyway harmful. (spiritually, physically, mentally)

JErk: *steals yo' dollars*

Kid: Gimme my dollars back unless you wanna die a lil' bit.

by Jim Balooshi II June 28, 2016

Wanna dealer

One who is a wanna be drug dealer. He thinks he is legit, but he actually just sells bags with tic tacs in them for a fortune.

That wanna dealer gave me the effing mint flavor!

by Leedel leedel leedel leedel December 5, 2016

Wannabe Edgy

The kind of girls that have always been part of the 'popular group', that try and dress all edgy and gothic. But in reality have just wore black jeans and vans once and suddenly think they are the height of style or even goth . This species can mainly be found in shops such as primark new look while listening to the 1975, drake on loop.

" Wowwww I love your jacket where is it from?" "What even is thrasher?" * proceeds to duplicate your style music taste and pretend they're the first to wear a pair of vans**** These are popular girls who wannabe edgy

by Fuckthissssssssss May 21, 2018

wannamilf

A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.

"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"

by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

Wannabeaboo

The definition of when someone watches anime not to appreciate how good it is, but just for the aesthetic and to be quirky and different for not watching shows with real actors.

Melissa: Have you seen Jenny, she says she watches digimon, she's such a wannabeaboo.

Karen: Wow, she doesn't even watch JoJo's Bizzare Adventure?

by void_moh May 21, 2020