the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.
Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!
by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017
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China Watcher

Someone who pays attention to the current affairs of China, or consumes large amounts of media regarding the current affairs of China.
Micheal is a China Watcher. He likes to consume media about China.
by John Ferra July 12, 2022
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The Watcher

One Watcher, nicknamed Grumpy by a girl named Chloe, a victim to both A Watcher and a Snatcher. He tricks Chloe on multiple occasions but promised to never lie to her, if she catches him in one, he owes her a wish.The Watcher watches as Chloe is snatched by the snatcher and is taken to the forest dark and deep. Here, Chloe is nearly scared to death by monsters surrounding her, but the watcher saves her for reasons unknown. He tells her that he is no better for having her around and is will be no less when she is dead. Chloe’s crying may indicate this hurt her, and as the watcher leaves, she threatens to kill him. Chloe seems to like the watcher, so this is likely a threat out of anger. When he returns Chloe is sleeping and when she wakes there is fire and soup. This is to keep her alive, he even further tries to save her when he leaps over and a battle starts because a unknown creatures has shouted to get her. Chloe is screaming for the watcher as she is snatched again and all she can hear, As she is shrouded in blackness is a shrill death Cry and the sound of bone snapping. This may be the watcher dying, but is currently unknown. In my opinion, the watcher really does care about Chloe, as he has saved her life, fed her , gave her a fire and is seeming to be trying to protect her from the other monsters in the forest. But it remains unknown. I hope they do become friends( and even though it weirds me out, I kinda ship them…
It’s a weird ship but hey! Anything can happen!
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candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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reel watcher

Person who argues on twitter with incorrect facts/information after watching a sports match through reels
reel watcher: "x player" had a really bad game, he didnt score at all
another person: did you even see the match? he had crucial contribution for all the goals, reel watcher
by football_fan September 30, 2022
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