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Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
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Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
Wasn't she a table washer in high school?
by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024
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Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack
Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer
by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025
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Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018
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