Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

Box Warmer

A box warmer is a wool garment shaped like a purse. One strap hangs from your neck, while the other loops around through your legs to go around the back of your shoulders. In the front connecting the straps is a square piece of material, usually wool, to keep your unmentionables warm.
Usually worn on a chilly day under ones clothes

It was quite cold out this morning so I wore my box warmer

by Tuuuurd March 10, 2010

scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

by josefh October 2, 2007

scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

by .jase October 2, 2007

scrotom warmer

someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"

guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer

by backers October 2, 2007

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 5, 2022

throat warmer

a vape

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer

by backslashslahsback February 9, 2021