World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024

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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.

World War 3 will never end.

by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

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