Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

boogie wiggle

A short female with brown hair and is very joyful and crazy.

My good friend is a boogie wiggle.

by ModdZxFallen February 13, 2017

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 9, 2014

Wiggle Feet

Another nicer way to say Sparkling Wiggles or what Sparkling wiggles may sound like if a three year old said it lol. Wiggle feet resembles someone with black dirty feet.

OOH that girl has some mean wiggle feet!

by shayshay1787 March 19, 2009

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022

Wiggle jiggle

It’s a wiggling Weiner

Oh my wiggle jiggle is soo big

by Yuyuwiggles September 27, 2019

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014