Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.
Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.
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African Bush Whacker

A black guy who beat his meat to much
Tyrone down the street is a African Bush Whacker
by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021
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Whacker murfy

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs
Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite
by Tom Butler January 19, 2021
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mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"
by vooos July 29, 2024
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