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Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐
Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night
by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019
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Atomic Wedgie

An extension of a normal wedgie, an atomic wedgie is a wedgie that meets one of two criteria.

1. The victims underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband can be placed on the victim's head

2. The victim's underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband is completely ripped off of the underwear.
Giver: Alright, you've done it now, I'm gonna give you the worst atomic wedgie of your life.
Receiver: Come on dude I'm running out of unripped underwear.
Giver: Well looks like you're about to lose one more pair.
by Yeet those Feet July 20, 2019
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Japanese Wedgie

When someone grabs you by the undies, lifts you up and off the ground, twists them, then ties them into a knot all while being lifted off the ground by some strong ass SOB. The pain comes later.
Person one: *grabs person two by the underwear* *lifts person two up and off the ground* *ties person two's underwear*

Person two: *dies* IIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Person one: *Lets go of person two's undies*
Person two: *walks back home while also feeling the horrid pain up their ass* I can't believe they gave me a Japanese Wedgie...
by It_Can_Not December 21, 2019
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Hanging wedgie

We’re someone grabs the waistband of someone’s underwear and hangs them from an object were their feet can’t touch the ground
Kaminari was walking through the UA dorms as Bakugou came up to him and said

Bakugou: Oi Dunce face! Come with me.Inventor girl made a new machine she wants you to test it out

Kami:Sure Bakubro!

They walked there and into a sound proof room and Bakugou Stood Denki on an x In a 65 foot Cylinder and then closed and locked the door and walked into the operating room and pressed the go button as a robot hand makes it way down to Kaminari and grabs his waistband and yanks up pulling Kaminari Five feet of the ground and then the robot hand grabs Kaminaris legs and goes all the way up to the top of the cylinder and then let’s go of his legs and of course the underwear Kaminari wore were indestructible granny type panties and he dropped him and he fell to the floor but was 7 feet from it and the robot hand hung him on a hook at the top of the cylinder

Kami:Get me down Bakugou my balls!!

Bakugou:Bye Dunce.

And with that he left leaving Kaminari there hoisted by his underwear in a 58 foot hanging wedgie
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wedgie

Where your panties(briefs for guys) are hung on a knob of some sort and your feet don't touch the ground.
The cheerleaders ganged up on me in the locker rooms and gave me a hanging wedgie on the basket ball net. It was so embarrassing all the guys saw me hanging there by my black panties. Then to make matters worse they took me down and gave me an atomic wedgie. It was terrible.
by wedgiedgirl101 July 30, 2016
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wedgie walk

Walking as if to conjure out a wedgie, usually high and tight on the toes with cheeks clinched, or gaping lunges, stepping outward as if one were dancing in westside stories, however a wedgie walk is not restricted to one style of walking since there are many forms of undergarments and shapes of people, creating a unique situation for each individual, however a wedgie walk is always strained and unnatural. Sadly, some people's stride are naturally wedgie walks, however the upside is no self-caused wedgies.
I was in the middle of Target when I realized I would have to do a wedgie walk because they were seriously ridin' up on me.
by aarooski March 11, 2009
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atomic wedgie

a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.
w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!
by jimbob February 27, 2003
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