Mason Wasted 

The state of being so intoxicated, you have uncontrollable urges to take all of your clothes off, usually in public.

Joe got Mason Wasted and woke up in jail.

Mason Wasted by ForDayz December 11, 2010

shit-cock wasted 

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

shit-cock wasted by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

White Girl Wasted

To get completely drunk, wasted or sloshed to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally. Term originally given to younger white girls, mainly college freshman, after they consume way too much alcohol. This commonly results in overall incoherency, and brief "skankyness" before a quick emotional breakdown. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and complete trashyness and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

Yo you see that girl Chanelle Storlie (made up name) last night??? That chick was white girl wasted!

White Girl Wasted by KobeSucks42 June 29, 2011

maggot wasted 

to get so drunk / wasted you act like a maggot at a Slipknot concert.

Greg and Steve got maggot wasted so their girlfriends left them at the bar.

maggot wasted by maggotnictron July 13, 2010

Dorito Wasted 

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

Dorito Wasted by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Walton Wasted 

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

Walton Wasted by bgills October 15, 2011

native wasted 

the act of getting super loaded and or fighting,getting thrown in jail or generally crazy behavior

johnny was thrown out the pub and into jail for getting wild and native wasted last night

native wasted by old dirty black rooster December 28, 2011