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Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
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Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off
stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.
by adam is so great November 7, 2003
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Wanker is British term as an insult like fucker or idiot
Rosie: "Gregg asked me to the school dance"
Alex: "Oh my God, he's such a wanker! "
Rosie:"Seriously hot,though "
by Surjit Bonggol September 8, 2014
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To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living
why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans
by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015
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Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead
"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"
by adamwednesday December 10, 2015
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wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
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wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
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