Velvet Elvis

the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.

Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.

"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."

by Brooklyn Rake April 1, 2007

velvet rope

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date

"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"

by vanti64 February 19, 2012

Cherry Velvet

Extra pleasant and luxury

She has a Cherry Velvet look.
It was a Cherry Velvet party.

by Danis September 24, 2004

Velvet Rut

Any enduring situation, esp. professional, marked by some hardship, but for whose lush benefits a person nonetheless finds it difficult to extract oneself.

On December 20, 2006, Kathie Lee Gifford was interviewed on Rachel Ray's new CBS talk show. Miss Gifford referred to her time before quitting the show as a "velvet rut," adding that while money and other benefits were extremely positive, she was no longer enjoying the work.

by el Ron December 23, 2006

velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023

Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022