Velvet Elvis

the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.

Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.

"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."

by Brooklyn Rake March 27, 2007

velvet rope

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date

"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"

by vanti64 January 26, 2012

Cherry Velvet

Extra pleasant and luxury

She has a Cherry Velvet look.
It was a Cherry Velvet party.

by Danis September 24, 2004

Velvet Rut

Any enduring situation, esp. professional, marked by some hardship, but for whose lush benefits a person nonetheless finds it difficult to extract oneself.

On December 20, 2006, Kathie Lee Gifford was interviewed on Rachel Ray's new CBS talk show. Miss Gifford referred to her time before quitting the show as a "velvet rut," adding that while money and other benefits were extremely positive, she was no longer enjoying the work.

by el Ron December 20, 2006

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

Ben velvet

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.

Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!

by jmac1 May 25, 2014