vagitarian

He, or she, (definately me,) who is in the frequent practice of eating, pussy vagina. NOT COCK!

I enjoy eating pussy so much, I am considered a vagitarian.

by FRISKE December 8, 2006

Vagiterian

Someone (male/female) who performs cunnilingus in the produce section of the supermarket.

Bob ate out Sherry behind the potatoes and lettuce at Wal Mart.
He's such a vagiterian!

by Definition of Insanity November 21, 2009

vanity

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept

VANITY
A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)
B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)

by p123 November 9, 2008

vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

vagitarian

One whose diet consists of only vaginas.

Bob: Suck it!
Kristy: Sorry im a strict vagitarian.

by Tyler Stark May 15, 2008

vagitgadget

A Dildo on the go. Great to use when staying at friends house after fighting with husband.

Stacey was on vacation and her husbands tiny penis didn't satisfy her. So when she was alone in the hotel room she grabbed her vagitgadget, and had the time of her life.

by amazingawsomness September 3, 2009

Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008