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Triple Vanilla Sex

A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.
"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."
by Cola37 September 15, 2015
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plain vanilla

(derived from ice cream's standard basic flavour): humorous term for the enjoyment of "straightforward" sexual intercourse, most obviously in the routine missionary position. If the phrase is used, the implication is normally that the enjoyment is somewhat limited, when perhaps other "flavours" might have been welcomed .... (Note: See also "chocolate and vanilla")
A: "So, how's the new girlfriend?"
B: "Oh, all right."
A: "What's the problem?"
B: "She's only interested in plain vanilla."
A: "Hell, man, give her time. You didn't expect a blowjob on the first date, did you?!"
by kofi June 30, 2003
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vanilla WoW

Blizzard half-assed vanilla WoW. The art direction is terrible
by Alex, Ryan, Phillip January 16, 2009
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Vanilla Ice

1. Vanilla Ice was not the first white rapper - there was at least the Beastie Boys before (and much better and arguably authentic)
2. You don't rip off on the track for a rap song because it is generally based on other tracks - originally it was by mixing records (as in the Sugar Hill gang) and then it was sampled - when "Ice Ice Baby" was done there were still lots of problems about copyright of the original sampled tune (notably with James Brown who everybody used)as the music industry hadn't quite come to terms with the music. A lot of them only came to terms with the original musicians if their song became a hit
3. Crap record but he did try to do it properly - it is probably as much the music industry's fault as his that it became a hit as they weren't exactly into promoting balck hip-hop or rap acts who were much better
4. Wiggers pre-dated him - white rastas pre-dated him - Ahmet Ertegun pre-dated him - what's the problem?
by Blungblown December 28, 2005
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Vanilla-Face

Used to describe the colour of ones skin. A term often used by horny Kazakhstan men.
"What's up with it, vanilla-face?"
by A small girl used for labour September 17, 2011
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Vanilla Bean

when a person is half mexican half white. thus called a Vanilla Bean
"i'm a white cracker what are you?"

"i'm a Vanilla Bean!"
by S..R..H.. November 7, 2009
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vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011
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