A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.
by Reedski December 6, 2021
Get the Valeriemug. A friend that’s always been there. You’ve known her your whole life. You could go for months on end without talking to her, but you’ll come back and everything would be the same. She’s really funny and outgoing. She says a lot of out of pocket things, but it never changes how you view her. You feel comfortable enough to talk about literally anything with her. Go get yourself a Valerie.
by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023
Get the Valeriemug. Valeri is a unique woman. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .
by Someone’s Love November 23, 2021
Get the Valerimug. Valeri is an extremely amazing person. She always puts you first and she cares about her friends so much. She is also extremely loyal. She can be kind of annoying, but she's a good person and very lovable. She has the most amazing personality. She also has a lot of boy problems. It's like how do you get that many boys. I mean we know you're hot, but you don't have to show off. LMAO... Valeri is amazing and they are always there for you. They will literally swear on it. By the way, if you have a feeling that they don't care, they do they just have a weird way of showing it. Also don't get on their bad side, they can be pretty feisty. She also doesn't like my pranks very much, but shes cuter when she's mad so it all works out. Now, I might've lost my Valeri, but keep your Valeri because you're gonna need her .She is my whore. W=wholesome, H=humble, O=Outstanding, R=Retardedly Amazing, E= extremely sexy person. Even though we might have issues, I STILL LOVE YOU. With everything I got. Take it like a champ.
by Hehehehhehehehehehehehe November 22, 2021
Get the Valerimug. Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater
by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022
Get the Valeriemug. Valerie's are often very kind but a little rude. They aren't afraid to speak their minds and once you get them going you can talk to them for hours. They are the most stunning people you ever meet and you can tell it's them from a mile away. They like romantic things but aren't very romantic themselves.
They love drama and immediately ask you to spill any tea. They can be huge weebs but in a good way, horror isn't really their cup of tea but they'll still watch. If you're friends with a Valerie never let them go.
They love drama and immediately ask you to spill any tea. They can be huge weebs but in a good way, horror isn't really their cup of tea but they'll still watch. If you're friends with a Valerie never let them go.
Valerie is my best friend. (Pro-noun)
by Millynightlight July 21, 2022
Get the Valeriemug. Valerie she's the girl of the class who's always fighting boys and talking about them too. She has a friend that's a boy and hates him too. Valerie is kind, hardcore, kind of a bitch, she's a little annoying hearing her voice over and over again but she is still someone you want to sit next to.
by Avacidis for lifeeeeee September 29, 2021
Get the Valeriemug.