vacuum packed

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009

Swag vacuum

a swag vacuum is an, awesome attractive, nice, hilarious person who vacuums up all the swag.

“Omg did you see what janice posted yesterday?”

“YES!! shes such a swag vacuum”

by Swag_Vacuum September 4, 2021

Virginia Vacuum

When you get up in her pussy and start making vacuum noises while you suck everything you can out of there.

Speedy: WHOCWHOCLANJMDIUGBFWSJNOIHAOUDNBAONDNIOSLURPOISNFOLSNKADSLURP
Hova: Thank you, my grandma really enjoyed that Virginia Vacuum

by youngdonut November 21, 2016

Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013

face-vacuum

A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)

"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."

by Jeez April 28, 2012

cunt vacuum

One who is a vacuum for cunts and essentially is a waste of a human being for depriving the world of cunts.

an insult?

also could refer to a lesbian

or someone who just sucks at life.

girl 1: paula is such a cunt vacuum
girl 2: you saw us last night?
...

guy 1: so i just saw Cloverfield and here's how it ended...
guy 2: dude, you're such a cunt vacuum for ruining it.

by tregetour January 20, 2008

fun vacuum

Typically the member of the opposite sex who ruins there fun by not letting them go out.

Christian: Corey lets go for a half dozen drinks after work
Corey: Man I really want to, but the fun vacuum wants me to go grocery shopping.

by ..FOA..... May 2, 2008