upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011

Upper Reserve

Diarrhea drenching the outside of a toilet from the top down. Let loose your diarrhea all over the toilet. Start on the closed top of the tank and move on to the closed lid. Wanna up your game beyond the upper decker? Try the Upper Reserve.

The bathroom was so fancy an upper decker would not be enough; so I left an Upper Reserve. Shit soaked toilet yo.

by Bytajah March 31, 2013

Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.

It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.

by szkud September 28, 2013

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

upper cunt

The act of upper cutting someone in the cunt in the style of street fighter Ryu or Ken.

She kicked me in the dick so I gave her an upper cunt

by Shikabony April 20, 2017

upper england

North England or up north

I'm from upper England north of Birmingham.

by Drinky north September 9, 2018

Upper channel touch

IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.

I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.

by dayTrade February 20, 2019