Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020

deadly uncle

Rez slang for any older man who is physically attractive

Rez Girl: Hohhh, did you see that Deadly Uncle ober dare!?

by Peter Talking Backwards July 11, 2020

uncle phil

Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.

Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...

by Kadafi March 17, 2008

Great Uncle

A parents uncle

Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle

by Polyphemus July 09, 2013

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 08, 2011

calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 11, 2009

Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.

Uncle Kevin is my favorite uncle!

by Your favorite niece May 15, 2014