"When'd you go to the store?" "Oh, uddergo."
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Get the Uddergo mug.by Decub Haskat October 25, 2003
Get the Shomes Uddin mug.When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
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by hank grolok December 18, 2011
Get the monkey udders mug.When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.
Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
by CowUdder May 24, 2012
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"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"
"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"
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"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
Get the Girl Udders mug.When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
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