Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.
by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022
Get the Highlands TXmug. Short for transaction.
by undertheradar August 16, 2021
Get the txmug. a compound word that uses the words Beaumont and Iraq. this verb is known for describing the citys high crime rate.
by vcctodmfspknonh May 28, 2025
Get the Boraq Txmug. Some bum ass town in the middle of Lake Livingston. Sitting between Coldspring and Livingston, Texas, Onalaska is filled with miserable assholes and Coke addicts.
by I_like_IndieMusic May 4, 2025
Get the Onalaska, TXmug. Possibly the sketchiest place ever right next to Houston! Live here if you want to never go outside ever.
by Brad67ley July 21, 2025
Get the Aldine, TXmug. A small town in far north Dallas, comprised of pretentious nouveau riche citizens who think class is defined by your material possessions such as what shoes you wear, handbag you carry or car you drive. Prosper people grew up middle and lower middle class but worked hard to overcompensate for the life they didn’t have growing up.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper txmug. by Cocomatmat May 1, 2018
Get the crandall txmug.