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fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.
Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."
by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016
mugGet the fuck twigmug.

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch
You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.
by what is life October 14, 2017
mugGet the Twigmug.

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.
"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"
by Twiggy's May 30, 2024
mugGet the twig nobmug.

Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock
God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock
by Redwolfchild May 4, 2024
mugGet the Twig nibblermug.

Twig

Your penis is the size of a twig
by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019
mugGet the Twigmug.

Twigging

The use of fallen twigs and/or branches for physical gratification.
I was outside twigging to reach climax
by JDSings April 22, 2025
mugGet the Twiggingmug.

twig

the most amazhangest person in the history of amazhang kweens ever. sometimes feels like a moldy piece of orange leaf.
wow twig is awesome!
by moldy orange leaf May 29, 2020
mugGet the twigmug.

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