fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch

You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.

by what is life October 14, 2017

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.

"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"

by Twiggy's May 30, 2024

Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock

God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock

by Redwolfchild May 4, 2024

Twig

The size of your penis

Your penis is the size of a twig

by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019

Twigging

The use of fallen twigs and/or branches for physical gratification.

I was outside twigging to reach climax

by JDSings April 22, 2025

twig

the most amazhangest person in the history of amazhang kweens ever. sometimes feels like a moldy piece of orange leaf.

wow twig is awesome!

by moldy orange leaf May 29, 2020