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jive-turkey-sucka

This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"

"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
by Spencer the silly lemur October 24, 2006
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Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
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TurkeyRider

The act of using the Thanks-Giving turkey hand (the one you draw with your open hand on paper), sticking it into a womans vagina, completely.
Friend 1 : Dude, you see that girl? I heard she was a total TurkeyRider.

Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!
by Jarke February 7, 2009
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Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey
Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table
by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020
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hot turkey

Starting something suddenly; the opposite of cold turkey.
Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"
Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."
Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."
Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."

Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."
Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."
Turk #1: "Right on."
by Nicholas D March 17, 2009
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turkey special

A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck rolls.
"Man that girl was FAT! You know I had to give her a turkey special!"
by papi loco April 28, 2006
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Turkey Face

The face a female makes while recieving cock.
I was stuffin that chick like a thanksgiving turkey and she made the hottest Turkey Face i have ever seen.
by A.J. and Josh November 21, 2007
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