toys r us

my childhood

person 1: toys r us
person 2: yes i agree 😀

by kyra_sussybaka May 14, 2022

toolstation

1. The emptied sack of a male after his vasectomy, now becomes a useful storage location for his small drill bits.
2. The worse and more expensive alternative to the best trade shop in the world Screw-Fix

Eg: "Mate can you pass me the PZ2 bit" "Yeah sure bro just reach into my toolstation you know where I keep them ;) "

by sweatychocolatestarfish9669 June 30, 2022

Webmaster Tools

Website that contains downloads for webmasters to use for website development, seo (search engine optimization)

Training video's,keyword suggestions,webmaster tools,plugins,scripts,back-links,website advice etc.

by WebsiteGuru November 17, 2011

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.

It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.

by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020

bee.tols

@bee.tols is a cosplayer, mainly know on Tiktok. He’s one of the reasons why Eret is on tiktok now.

Person 1: Hey have you seen @bee.tols new cosplay?

Person 2: Yeah! It’s pretty cool.

by Tubbox October 20, 2020

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018