token of my appreciation

To leave a turd in the bowl without flushing.

Before I depart from this fine establishment, I would like to leave a token of my appreciation. Where's the can?

by gadget October 11, 2003

Token Gay Guy

Justin Timberlake - the gay guy stuck with all the straight wannabees.

Justin Timberlake is the token gay guy no matter where he is or who he's with.

by Bomni November 19, 2004

Token Black Guy

The one black guy in a group of white people who hangs out with them to make the white people look cool while in reality is with them so he can smash as many white girls as possible cuz we all know they give crazy blowjobs.

White Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much head i would snuff all these assoles!

by Tawan May 13, 2005

Shi'don'tevenknow

Abreviation for "shit, I don't even know." Used quickly by a guilty party to absolve guilt when asked a question.

"Whose panties are these?"
"Shi'don'tevenknow."

by Stephen Funari April 3, 2003

toenails

this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)

Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails

by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

Toent

The space between two toes, often where toe jam accumulates

Dude my toent's toe jam is out of control. I need to take off my shoes and socks and clean it.

by Tease Ton't Touch Te Tere July 3, 2015