useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser
You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.
by useless tosser February 28, 2016
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English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020
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passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.
That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!
by G Cody December 06, 2006
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Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.
“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”
by Uncle Stronz February 07, 2025
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Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 25, 2019
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Tosser

That tosser at the market ripped me off!
by Terriwa April 02, 2018
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