Shitty Thomas

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011

Fort Thomas

A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.

"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."

by Lars Whalen June 17, 2008

john thomas

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

by john cresswell July 16, 2008

Thomas

Thomas is a guy will always be by your side no matter what. He is a great listener and the most loyal friend you can ever ask for.He is a hardcore gamer, an athlete, an a comedian. Thomas can also be very annoying sometimes. He is usually not that tall, but don't let that fool you. Ladies if you're friends with a Thomas you better cuff him real quick because he's a keeper. He has pretty teeth with an attractive face to go along with them. Oh and he's named after a very famous train.

Hi Thomas you're such a great guy.

by Facts1526.org February 10, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a mother fucking hot ass Music Teacher who I desperately wanna have sex with. Like I’m not even kidding. If you see a Thomas 99% of the time he’s fucking hot as hell you don’t wanna be on his bad side to get that Mendussy. Sadly he has a wife and 2 kids but he touched your fingers when you were learning to play I don’t know my name on the Ukulele, so it counts that he likes you back. He’s also really sarcastic but it’s hot when he’s sarcastic tbh.

1: Omg...our Music Teacher is so hot!
2: Yep. Must be a Thomas.

by koreanweeaboo October 19, 2018

Hargrave-Thomas

Last name of a HUGE family primarily located in Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Florida, and parts of the UK.

Family traces back to "royal" times in England, with the extremely long name of "Hargrave-Thomas"

Commonly referred to as "H-T"

BECAUSE I'M HARGRAVE-THOMAS THAT'S WHY

Yes, it's hyphenated... no MY parents didn't do it, my great great great great great great grand parents did.

No, not HARGROVE... it's HARGRAVE!

Screw it, my last name is H-T.

by hotel-tango October 17, 2008

Thomas

One is the most smartest people on the earth who will care for you forever. Thomas can be an old fanny sometimes, but if your on his good side you will see how truly amazing he is.

He is good with people, especially the ladies. Thomas is protected by many.

Id do anything to be friends with Thomas, his friends are always saying how loyal he is!

by Dorabrad October 28, 2011