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anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
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harvest year

A year when literally many social icons and personal loved ones pass away within a short 12 month time-frame
The year of 2016 was a Harvest Year because of the passing way of celebrities like David Bowie, PRINCE, George Michael, Princess Leia and many more.
by Brenbat December 28, 2016
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Inheritance Harvesting

Helping your elderly relatives pass to the other side for profit.
“Lisa’s trust fund ran out so she’s planned to enroll her mother in a cheap nursing home who are experts in Inheritance Harvesting.”
by Dexter Methoraphan May 24, 2020
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combine harvester

a man who shags everything he sees
Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester
by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020
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Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
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Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012
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meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.
hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.
by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013
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