by theo’s favorite November 12, 2020

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019

by AndyTheManAlexis April 3, 2004

by Theo k January 9, 2022

massive dong boy that slaps fat bitches for fun loves women with darker hair sleeps wit da boys and sucks off pillow cases
girl1: have u seen his cock
girl2: must be theo Vickery
boy1: this is the bitch slapper
boy2: that’s theo vickery
girl2: must be theo Vickery
boy1: this is the bitch slapper
boy2: that’s theo vickery
by tbandz.gayguy February 1, 2022

by Jamie chef January 12, 2022

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 2, 2011
