how's-yer-father

Northern English.

1) A friendly enquiry about the health of one's paternal relative.

2) A phrase to use when you've temporarily lost the right word. Or want to hide that word in order to shield more delicate ears.

3) Sexual intercourse or similar intimate entertainment requiring euphemistic reference. Accompanied by winking and smiling.

1) How's yer father?

2) *indignant* Well that's a fine how's-yer-father, in't it?

3) We had a lovely picnic, got pleasantly drunk, then spent the whole afternoon in lazy, sunny how's-yer-father.

by Lino1 January 19, 2008

up yer klunge

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.

"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"

by Griselda September 11, 2006

sniff yer tank

In Australia there are some people who hang around petrol stations known as abbo's then if you let them 'sniff yer tank' theyll do you sexual favours

sum abbo woman just came over and asked if she could sniff yer tank, then gave me a blowie

by shameles February 5, 2010

Yer aul wan

An extremely Irish term referring to one's mother , usually in a derogatory sense . Used commonly in Dublin particularly by those in Dublins affluent and upper class North Side.

It can be used in almost any context even when it doesn't make sense .

Yer aul wan's a cunt

by Fannyhater December 9, 2010

yer ded

Used in conjunction with "yer face" to lower an arguement to the most childish and pointless form.

person 1: "Yer face"
person 2: "yer ded!"

by MattyGee September 14, 2004

Yer Man

An expression of sarcastic excitability.

"Do you want to see my new manicure? Yer man.. yer.."

by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004

up yer japsy

japsy being the skanger pronounciation of 'japseye', a part of the penis. this term is usually used as a slag or insult,to rub salt in the wounds.

'ha vinny i beat you in fifa forfit again, up yer japsy, your shite'.

by strobalicious October 14, 2004