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Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.
The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.
what your goods are when you violate the law
Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
forfeit by evilhorse November 26, 2019
The action of not following through with a promise or obligation. It is a shorter slang term derived from the word forfeit that originated from Huntsville Alabama.
Every time John tells me he’s gonna pay me my money he ends up forfin.
Forfin by Justaperson24 June 16, 2020

testicular fortitude 

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.
testicular fortitude by weave March 16, 2003
1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.
Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007
A bed building robot created by the Anderson’s and sent back in time to build beds for every college student in the US. When spoken to he often replies simply “Roy-bot, a cheeseburger eating machine”. That’s the only response he is programmed to say. Thought also to be some relation to the magician “The Great Forbini”. Lastly he is prone to asking a lot of questions due to his lack of upgrade capability.
That Forbitron sure can swing a mallet.

That Forbitron sure does ask a lot of questions.
Forbitron’s hands are really red from beating that mallet.
Forbitron by Willy Lump Lump December 19, 2018