Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

THE SKELETON APPEARS

If you woke up at 5:27 am, dont go outside, the skeleton might appear!

THE SKELETON APPEARS! (KIRBY MUSIC PLAYING)

by Vash072309 September 24, 2022

Snort A Skeleton

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

Skeleton

Someone who’s just skin and bones. They are also usually a lashes type of person and often change friend groups every 2 months. Her skin is oily and full of makeup, and her hair is slicked straight down. Her skin is blotchy with orange fake tan. No one knows who she is going to be friends with next

“That skeleton left her friends AGAIN”

by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

Zach the skeleton

A 8ft tall skeleton who is mostly chill and calm, he is kinda lazy at shit tho that “laziness” is a way of escapism. He is sociopathic and narcissistic, he has a couple of friends but he separates from them to be alone by himself, also he smokes alot..

I haven’t heard of Zach the skeleton in a long time, hopefully he’s somewhere out there…

by ADeadGiveAway November 7, 2021

skeleton

david bozzuto

david bozzuto is a skeleton

by mrdevilnthemusicteacher February 1, 2017

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 12, 2021