purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

fo' rozzle my nozzle

white girl way to say " fo rizzle my nizzle" originated from a typing mistake that turned out to actually spell something.

"wow, ramen noodles are good"
" FO' ROZZLE MY NOZZLE!!! "

by Liz and Breanna April 4, 2005

Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle

"I accept your offer of an explicit sexual act." (male recipient)

Offer:
"You is way fly, want to gets dis thang goin fo reelz?"
Response:
"Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle."

by nozzroid April 4, 2013

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

Douche nozzle

Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.

Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!

by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019