jalapeño hangover

The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.

Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.

Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.

Me: I can stop anytime I want.

by subStruc May 14, 2011

Hurricane Hangover

What happens after you drink a lot of water to get rid of the dry heaves, and puke up nothing but a crap load of slightly color-tinted water for hours.

"Dude, where's Kayla?"

"She's bent over the garbage can riding Hurricane Hangover."

by Raws December 9, 2007

Chipotle Hangover

The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.

Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.

Michael and Jeff: Your what..?

Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.

by techprodohc February 2, 2014

vacation hangover

That time period after returning from being away on vacation to your everyday life and work. Feeling hungover, tired, and unmotivated.

It's so hard to work today with my vacation hangover.

by mrs. chuck bass April 17, 2015

constipation hangover

When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.

...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...

by LeDeau September 27, 2017

adrenaline hangover

The sore feeling you have the morning after you do something extreme as a result of pushing your body past it’s limits with the help of adrenaline

“ hey where’s Kevin I thought he was going to come hiking with us”
“ not this time he has an adrenaline hangover from that insane track meet last night- he couldn’t even roll out of bed”

by Sierraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 2, 2018

Snapchat Hangover

When you send a snap to your friends and they reply back and you instantly forget what you sent.

I texted my bestie Monica and she replied back 2 hours later and I instantly had a snapchat hangover

by Pre Black Friday June 11, 2016