Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019

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he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.

girl 1: look at him hes hot and hes smile is going to melt me
girl 2: thats ethan

by charlatte17 May 31, 2018

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The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.

"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
"?"
"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.

by arnavjohn February 28, 2022

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Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

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