death

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.

After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.

by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

One of life's only mysteries.

L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018

death

a cure for a disability called life

deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019