A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug. The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.
<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>
Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss
Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss
by samanthagrace August 3, 2012
Get the The Cuban Shufflemug. The most handsome alpha ever. Has a lot of alphas and is very loyal. Very hot and dominant while also a bit controlling. Extremely hot and has pheromones that smell like heaven. Very popular. Dominant while also very submissive. Hybrid.
I-i-is that cuban kaeya?
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
by Gay rando! April 25, 2022
Get the Cuban Kaeyamug. by Gaznvee January 15, 2023
Get the cuban dipmug. It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.
by ahatch52 November 20, 2020
Get the Cuban handjobmug. The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.
You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011
Get the Cuban Torchmug. A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.
"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
by Megeatle December 8, 2021
Get the The Cuban Throwmug.