clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab June 1, 2015

clay knight

A cool dude with the ballz to save his father when he needed help.

The guy is a total clay knight.

by Deth Panda April 17, 2019

Clay barhorst

Biggest cum guzzler in tipp. Very gay/loves cock and hot cum

Wow you are such a clay barhorst.

by Harold boxington November 20, 2017

Smoking clay

To smoke weed.
Pot is another term used for weed and pots are made of clay. So when you smoke clay it means you’re smoking pot.

Sand cheese:hey wyd?
Guinea pig:smoking clay, wbu

by OTM Ben-A-Drill January 25, 2021

Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger

Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater

by Mikeyjr December 29, 2021

Clay Pot

A sexual Act when a Man has sex with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. Then the man takes his penis and pokes a hole in the crap. This is all done before he cums, thus he proceeds to Jack Off into the now made, 'Clay Pot' and empty his semen into the hole he made.

"Dude, Have you given your girlfriend a Clay Pot yet?" -"No dude, thats freaking GROSS!"

by LilithBushura November 12, 2011

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali May 13, 2005