Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.

Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!

by peanutismint July 14, 2011

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

romantic cannibalism

the loving act of consuming (both literally and metaphorically) a lover/romantic interest in order to keep them with you for the rest of your life.

she ingested him completely, bones and all- an act of romantic cannibalism.

by skintothebone July 25, 2024

double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.

anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism

by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021

Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.

Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!

by MavF14A April 8, 2019

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people

Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder

by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022