1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
by Cap’n Jones December 23, 2018
A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.
„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“
by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019
A person who likes to see another person mainly because of how they act, talk or think but don't wanna date them or get romantically involved with them.
by Sherry Blossom January 18, 2021
A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 06, 2011
Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.
I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth
by DangerBill June 29, 2022
Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 29, 2021