A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.
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He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).
by Disgruntled Marmot May 26, 2004
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I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
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Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.
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Get the two hand the pump mug.Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"
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