Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy
im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you
by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025
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Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."
by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!
by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024
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Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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