Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.

Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!

by H@v0c May 13, 2011

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{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.

My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.

by Audrey B. April 29, 2008

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baby shield

The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.

We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.

I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011

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Man Shield

A shield that a man keeps up, refusing to talk about his feelings in fear of being called a gay.

I wish Adam Thomas would drop his man shield so we could talk about how we really feel <3

by Drewziph December 11, 2010

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human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.

Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.

by hooper March 14, 2004

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shield potion

An item in the game Fortnite that increases your shield points by 50. Will give you reduced shield points when you have over 50 shield points to start with, since maximum shield points is 100.

Person 1: Hey I have absolutely zero shield! Can you drop me one of your shield potions?
Person 2: Sorry, I had only two shield potions, and I have already consumed them. See my shield bar? It's at max.
Person 1: I am so dead at this point.

by Nahtzee May 24, 2018

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