A game similar to Russian Roulette. You load "Never Gonna Give You Up" onto your iPod and put it on shuffle. You live forever more in danger of being Rick Rolled at any moment.
by qqzm July 29, 2010
Get the Rick Rollettemug. George W. Bush on steroids. Take all the bad things about Bush and amplify by 10 and you have Rick Perry.
Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.
Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.
Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.
Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.
Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.
Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
Utters "Amurica!" and "Freedum!" in every sentence instead of every other sentence.
Even more hawkish - carries a gun with him at all times, and is known to use it on small animals that get too close.
Greater religious fanaticism - In April of 2011, as governor of Texas, held an "official" prayer rally for rain in his drought-stricken state. Let's see how that worked out for him: in April only 60% of Texas was under severe drought according to the UNL drought monitor. As of September 20, 99% of the state is under severe drought with 85% under exceptional drought. In other words, a true Texas miracle. Also believes creationism should be taught in public schools.
Instead of just privatizing social security, wants to completely abolish it, so grandma is just supposed to starve I guess.
Even greater hypocrisy - as governor of Texas, threatened to secede from the U.S. over the passage of the stimulus act. He then took $17.4 billion in funds made available by the stimulus act to help plug his state's ballooning budget deficit and create most of the jobs he brags about creating. Yet, he declined $500 million in funds to help educate youth in Texas.
Even less qualified - graduated from Texas A&M with a 2.22 GPA, earning a C in U.S. history and a D in economics. Interestingly he got an A in world military systems. Better watch your ass Iran.
If you thought Bush was a good president, or you are a masochist, vote Rick Perry. For the other 80% of us, there is sanity.
by not a dittohead September 22, 2011
Get the Rick Perrymug. The President and the greatest in songs.
Rick Astley is an amazing singer and rickroll maker.
One of the reason why he is an amazing singer and rickroll maker is because he's:
Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and dessert you!
We humans also hope that rickroll will be one of the proves that humans existed.
Rick Astley is an amazing singer and rickroll maker.
One of the reason why he is an amazing singer and rickroll maker is because he's:
Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna run around and dessert you!
We humans also hope that rickroll will be one of the proves that humans existed.
Person 1: Oh hey dude!
Person 2: Ye?
Person 1: Ever heard of the president Rick Astley?
Person 2: Yea, he's the best but are you gonna rick roll me or what?
Person 1: The reason why he is the president is because he's: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Person 2: I asked you if you're gonna rickroll me or what but dang, you ignored the question and rickrolled me..
Person 2: Ye?
Person 1: Ever heard of the president Rick Astley?
Person 2: Yea, he's the best but are you gonna rick roll me or what?
Person 1: The reason why he is the president is because he's: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Person 2: I asked you if you're gonna rickroll me or what but dang, you ignored the question and rickrolled me..
by ImTheLocalIdiot May 26, 2021
Get the Rick Astleymug. by I’mGrace April 6, 2021
Get the Rick Riordanmug. An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
Get the Guantanamo Rickmug. by King H4rsh May 16, 2021
Get the Rick and Rollmug. by Servo3 January 21, 2009
Get the Rick Smoothmug.