Patrick

Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.

I love Patrick, he is the best un-boyfriend ever.

by iiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaayyyyyyy February 25, 2019

Patrick

A boy who is a dickhead, he lets his pride get the best of him. Often describes himself as retarded. You will fall in love with him but be careful cause he will break your heart without hesitation.

“Wow Patrick is so cute”
“Girl don’t do that, it ain’t worth it”

by You_broke_me August 13, 2019

patrick

insanely fucking gay man. may swear he is not gay but he is

person: "hey patrick you are a fucking faggot 😺"

by faglover420 July 10, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.

(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!

by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019

Patrick

Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.

"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"

by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011

Patrick

A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him

Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again

Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too

by Bythat one May 24, 2018

Patrick

|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.

“That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”

by Aimss December 16, 2013