Butt Nun

Someone who is a Flaming Homosexual and worships the anus/butthole/asshole...

Wow... that tarbox is a major Butt Nun

by Bobby guitierezz June 10, 2008

dry as a nuns nasty

Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry.

"Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"

by strtmvs January 12, 2012

nun of your business

A Halloween costume that's a nun holding a briefcase.

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade February 28, 2009

dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

by JBem December 27, 2005