"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

by Big Tutty July 10, 2023

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.
by C-1 June 22, 2018

Another word for penis.
by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018

The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!
Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
by Scott Millar February 20, 2005

Ejaculation over an unshaved vagina.
by J2da$ September 15, 2009
