by Zach on krack August 15, 2023

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.
by -becca March 17, 2021

by Stellarspace March 26, 2023

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
by Philmynuts December 27, 2019

by anonymous August 8, 2021

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023
