Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

harper

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

Harpers

Guys Extra short shorts with a tiiight inseam.

Normally worn by guys the pull nuts and studs.

HR is getting complaints about my harpers, they said it's too revealing...

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Harper

A nickname for a grasshopper.

Look ,there’s a cute little Harper beside you!It looks like wanting to talk to you!

by 竜神庵死流 November 29, 2021

Harper

A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!

Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect

Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!

Boy: “geez” who’s the girl

Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?

Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper

by Sup Kate July 14, 2019

Harper

Harper is the literal most fun person ever. She may be shy, but get her going and she's playing video games with you the next second. She loves to be around you and is an all-time girl boss. She is the most welcoming person ever, and she is a true friend. Love you like a sister bestie :D!

e.g., Harper, let's play volleyball
e.g., Harper, you're the best.

by PancAke179 August 22, 2022

Harper

potato

a harper will never give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you

by potatogoboom September 18, 2022